on subbing

i'm a mean sub. i think i have a power complex. but i really really hate when kids don't do what i say/but more specifically try to be sneaky and or bend the rules. IT TICKS ME OFF INSIDE SO BAD! and gets under my skin. so, i do my best to be sneaky to catch the sneaks.

this here is an example of what happens if you try to be a douche: i take your technology and i make you sit against the wall.

and if you lie about owning a phone i take it and your ipod too.
i amassed quite the stack this period this day. they were little dipwads.

and when they're little disrespectful @#$% dipwads, i have a rough day.

and when the TA's get all up in my business. he was a lot closer than he looks. 

but i don't always hate subbing. sometimes I LOVE IT. like when my cute friend romney comes to visit me and i make the class sing happy birthday to her. 

and when i fix the office chair with scissors tape and two pencils and get applauded and standing ovationed. but then the maintenance guy wheels me in a new one making my efforts futile.

and then i make the class sing to romney again when she has me for fourth hour. and blog.

and get paid for it.

i have a sweet life.